vacations

ive just realised that there is never a picture perfect vacation...the type of vacation that everyone wants and hopes to be able to take one day... each and everyone in this world has his or her own view of the world thus his or her view of the perfect vacation is different... so someone's picture perfect vacation might be a nightmare to others hehehe

i have my perfect vacation stored somewhere in the inner recesses of my mind and recently i took it out..dusted it off and took a long hard look at it.. so many things have changed in my life that looking back at those plans.. i realised that it aint so picture perfect anymore.. it may have been at the time i thought about it but not now... anyway, just thought id get my supposedly dream vacation down in writing so when i eventually can afford a vacation i can look back at it... compare the difference and judge for myself which one would be better..


MY DREAM VACATION (some of the things i mention might be offensive to some.. please dont take it to heart... i was young then.. ive changed a lot now.. honestly.. i have)


where should i start...hmmm.. oh yes.. the lenght of the vacation.. it should be at least a week.. 10 days would be more like it..ok then.. 10 days + 3 days transit and transport so all together 13 days laa (bear with me.. cant remember everything i planned dahulukala)

where? why... on the sun drenched and sandy beaches of mauritius of course.. where else...the first day there in my suite (of course duduk suite..dream vacation ma and dream vacation guys... money no object laa.. thats part of the reasons its called a dream vaction..) i wouldnt even have to unpack.. the butler would do it for me... hehehe.. id just have a nap.. (recovering from jet lag.. im a realist.. i know how tiring travelling to somewhere that far can be) before a relaxing session at the resort spa.. getting a full body massage by a nubile young female spa attendant (hehehe.. told you i was young when i planned this), sitting in the jacuzzi, just feeling the hot jet-sprayed water coursing around my body while sipping icy cold pineapple juice ahhh.... total bliss... oopss.. i did mention i would be alone kan? no? well, i would be...

After the spa.. would have dinner in my suite.. freshly cooked seafood.. no rice or bread .. just sweet, fresh, tasty seafood... cooked in a varied assortment of sauces.. yum,yum damn, my mouth's starting to water... after gorging myself... perut kenyang,suka hati...apa lagi, tidor ler.. and thats only day 1...
hehehe.. wont bore you all with a day by day, blow by blow account of what i would do on my vacation... i think ill just list down all must do activities that i have planned..

sport fishing... yes.. memancing.. you know.. using rod and tackle.. hoping to catch a sailfish.. or even a blue marlin.. of course catch and release.. they are rare and not that good to eat but boy can they fight.. or so i heard laa

no snorkling.. no.. i want to dive.. as in scuba diving.. get a guide and just dive through the water admiring the myriad corals and fish , maybe even spearing some, if they allow it.. as in spear gun spearing... not the spearing like in survivor.. that one takes too much effort...

lounging in the shade.. preferably on a hammock.. with an endless supply of icy cold fruit drinks and a good fantasy book.. ciggarettes, if i have an urge to smoke and tiny sandwiches to much on... ahh... total bliss
maybe naik jet ski... feeling the wind through my hair and i definately nak try that parachuthe thinghy... dont know what's its called... yang bot tarik tu... that would be fun.. even if i do suffer from vertigo... afraid of heights i am.. hehehe ahhh what fun that vacation would be..

but i know now.. if i do take that vacation..it wouldnt be fun cause i would be alone and i know now... i would rather stay at home with her than be anywhere else in the world alone..
ciao